Language Woes

It was an evening during my undergraduate education.It was a hostel strike.Few of us were summoned to meet a staff at the office.He was a professor in his late forties with a receding hairline.Rather unusually one of my friend questioned him "Sir,What is the Problem?"He shouted "Hey!!Your Problem,Our Problem,All Problem".We all replied "No problem" and left.People tell me he was skilled in French but forgot his english lessons.Anyways I moved on from there and thought I would never encounter such person ever.

It was the first day of my Postgraduate class.I was very optimistic of being a very good marine biologist.It came to an abrupt end.Yes He entered,He introduced himself.His name was in classical Tamil.I have never heard such a name before even in tamil poems.He explained Marine Biology as "See All catch fish catch but you also catch a big catch".That day i recall was the beginning of the end of my dream of being an marine biologist.

P.S :-Happen to see a clip which took me back down my memory lanes and made this post possible.(I am not from this university)Anyways Here is the clip

Zen Stories

A Few Zen Stories which I like

A Cup of Tea

Nan-in, a Japanese master, received a university professor who came to inquire about Zen.

Nan-in served tea. He poured his visitor's cup full, and then kept on pouring.

The professor watched the overflow until he no longer could restrain himself. "It is overfull. No more will go in!"

"Like this cup," Nan-in said, "you are full of your own opinions and speculations. How can I show you Zen unless you first empty your cup?"

The Burden

Two monks were returning to the monastery in the evening. It had rained and there were puddles of water on the road sides. At one place a beautiful young woman was standing unable to walk accross because of a puddle of water. The elder of the two monks went up to a her lifted her and left her on the other side of the road, and continued his way to the monastery.

In the evening the younger monk came to the elder monk and said, "Sir, as monks, we cannot touch a woman ?"

The elder monk answered "yes, brother".

Then the younger monk asks again, "but then Sir, how is that you lifted that woman on the roadside ?"

The elder monk smiled at him and told him " I left her on the other side of the road, but you are still carrying her."

The Other Side

One day a young Buddhist on his journey home came to the banks of a wide river. Staring hopelessly at the great obstacle in front of him, he pondered for hours on just how to cross such a wide barrier. Just as he was about to give up his pursuit to continue his journey he saw a great teacher on the other side of the river. The young Buddhist yells over to the teacher, "Oh wise one, can you tell me how to get to the other side of this river"?

The teacher ponders for a moment looks up and down the river and yells back, "My son, you are on the other side".

Cliffhanger

One day while walking through the wilderness a man stumbled upon a vicious tiger. He ran but soon came to the edge of a high cliff. Desperate to save himself, he climbed down a vine and dangled over the fatal precipice.

As he hung there, two mice appeared from a hole in the cliff and began gnawing on the vine.

Suddenly, he noticed on the vine a plump wild strawberry. He plucked it and popped it in his mouth. It was incredibly delicious!